WHAT SHOULD LAGUARDIA CALL ME

When every staten island girl wears uggs

When your teacher assigns an essay due the next day

When you get an 100 on a test that everyone did poorly on

When someone still can’t find their way around senior year

When you get off on the wrong side of the 3rd floor

When you’re in MAth

After you get your report card

When somone in you class gets less than a 50 on a test

When someone complains about a 90

When you have 3 tests in one day